KYFP:Antlers

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KYFP:Antlers
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Team Family

Susan and Valerie sympathize with the plight of poor little Lucas Weaver and Felicity, who maybe should have stayed in NYC, while exploring Antlers — a horror movie about grief, abuse, loyalty, and knowing when to let go.
We talk Wendigos, creepy child actors, trauma metaphors, and the deep emotional hooks that got us. Also: tacos, The Last Unicorn, and whether coal comes from dinosaurs. (It doesn’t.)

Show Notes:

  • The IFC is a great movie theater, Disobedience is a bad movie
  • Letterboxd Icon Movies in which a character spits into another characters mouth
    • “Felicity” was indeed the name of the television series Kerri Russel starred in and it did take place in New York City.
    cook meth here
  • Letterboxd Icon Movies on or about or located in a Coal Mine
    • “Where do they mine for coal in the US?”
      Coal is mined in many parts of the U.S., but the major coal-producing regions are:
      • 1. Appalachian Region: West Virginia, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Ohio, Tennessee
        • Notes: West Virginia is one of the top coal-producing states, especially for underground mining.
      • 2. Interior Region: Illinois, Indiana, western Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, Texas, Oklahoma
        • Notes: Illinois has some of the largest coal reserves in the country.
      • 3. Western Region: Wyoming, Montana, Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona
        • Notes: Wyoming (specifically the Powder River Basin) produces more coal than any other state.
      • 4. Gulf Coast Region: Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi
    • Susan reads list and surprised asks a follow up question, “Wait, not in Oregon?”
      • Nope, Oregon doesn’t have any active coal mines.
      • In fact, Oregon has no significant coal production at all. The state’s energy landscape has shifted heavily toward hydropower, wind, and natural gas over the past few decades.
    • Susan thinks, “At least I was right about Kentucky” and is sorry that “Antlers” has misled us all.
    • Dinosaurs ≠ coal or diamonds
    • Pride is indeed about coal miners. And gay people helping.
    • Lucas Weavers is a haunted kid that is amazing at art:
  • Letterboxd Icon Horror Movies featuring child drawings
  • Maybe not a sign of trauma…
    Not a bear…
    • Happier times for the Weaver family
    • Team Trauma vs the Wendigo
    • Aiden Weaver -Is he complicit?
    Look its Rachel Weisz again. She’s got a water/kiss thing
  • Letterboxd Icon Nature Takes its Revenge
    • Okay so I made the Letterboxd list above, “Nature Takes its Revenge” but now I’m kind of conflicted: Nature is definitely the antagonist in “The Last Winter” and “The Happening” but like “The Birds”? That’s birds taking revenge, not nature personified, right? But with that logic… Nature sends a Wendigo? Wendigo’s… are mythical? Birds, Ants Piranhas… are… natural? My lines are blurring here. Help if you can
    • Susan ask AI, “How many of us are there on this planet?
      As of April 2025, the global population is estimated to be about: 🌍 8.1 billion people
    • Susan asks AI, “At a rate of about five extra folks a week (Frank’s meth cooking buddy, Frank, Aiden, red headed sock monkey friend, Cop friend) how long would it take nature to kill of humanity?
      🌍 Current population: 8.1 billion people
      🪦 Nature’s “kill rate”: 5 people per week
      📉 How long to wipe out humanity?
      8,100,000,000 people ÷ 5 people/week = 1,620,000,000 weeks ≈ 31,153,846 years
      The AI is not doing the predictive math for birth rate and death rate in it’s estimate. I don’t think 5 extra folks a week could even keep up.
    • I also forgot the principle dies:

    so… bad math all around. Helpful if the Wendigo’s souls didn’t pass along one at a time but rather were fruitful and multiplied, like humans do, exponentially…

    • Susan asks AI to work out how many people per week nature would have to take out to wipe out all 8.1 billion of us in more practical timeframes.
    💀 Wipeout humanity in 1 year (52 weeks) 8,100,000,000 ÷ 52 ≈ 155,769,231 people/week
    That’s basically the entire population of Bangladesh or Russia every single week. ←I’ve never been to those places but Russia is big….
    💀 Wipeout humanity in 100 years (5,200 weeks) 8,100,000,000 ÷ 5,200 ≈ 1,557,692 people/week
    That’s like losing the population of Philadelphia or Munich every week for a century. ←I’ve never been to these places either but this starts to be understandable.
    The moral of all this slide-y math is Wendigos and nature are going to have gotta step it up.

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